EVERY PERSON I TELL THE STORY OF ME LOSING MY VIRGINITY
IS AMAZED I WAITED SO LONG. I ALWAYS TELL THEM IT WAS NOT MY PLAN TO GO THAT
LONG WITHOUT GETTING LAID, BUT THAT'S HOW IT WORKED OUT. I WAS ALMOST 25
WHEN I FINALLY LOST "IT".
I'VE BEEN MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME EVER SINCE. I FINALLY
DECIDED TO ADVERTISE IN THE DALLAS OBSERVER SINCE I WAS NOT
HAVING ANY LUCK IN THE DALLAS SCENE OF THE 80'S. MY HEADLINE READ "24 YEAR
OLD VIRGIN". THIS WAS IN THE PERSONAL AD DAYS OF MAIL IN RESPONSES ONLY (NO
VOICE MAIL).
I HAD TWO REPLYS. ONE REPLY WAS FROM SOME UGLY FAT CHICK AND HER CAT. THE
FELINE PUSSY LOOK LIKE A BETTER CHALLANGE, SO I PASSED. THE OTHER RESPONSE
WAS FROM A 19
YEAR OLD NEW TO THE AREA FROM FLAGSTAFF, ARIZONA. WE MET AT
A LOCAL CHILI'S FOR DRINKS AND THE RELATIONSHIP PROGRESSED
FROM THERE. I THINK IT WAS TWO WEEKS LATER WE WERE FINALLY
GOING AT IT IN HER APARTMENT. THE SHORT TERM RELATIONSHIP
LASTED FOR A FEW MONTHS. SHE GOT PREGNANT BUT WAS NOT SURE
IF I WAS THE FATHER OR HER OTHER BOYFRIEND I KNEW NOTHING
ABOUT. SO, SHE HAD AN ABORTION AND THAT ENDED THE CONVENIENT RELATIONSHIP.
MEMORIES, THEY CAN BE GOOD OR BAD
BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE THEM. SO IF YOU EVER RUN INTO AMBER
SOMEWHERE IN SOUTHWEST TEXAS, TELL HER I SAID HI!!! (AND
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES)