I happened loke this, no details have been skipped, I remember it like it
was yesterday
I was like shreddin' it up at the ski hill. The chicks were digging me, it
could tell they were hot for me 'cause of the icicles hangin' from their
crochel area, I was the bomb! And makin' em wetter than the wettest place on
this earth. Only it was cold out side so water freezes.. if ya know what I
mean! Anyways as I was sayin'... I was the bomb, the biches' was tearin'
each others hair out tryin' to be the one to ride the lift wit me. See how
awesome I am? I can't help myself! Any way, I had never-every done it
before, but , I heard it was totaly tubular, to the max! So, like I new
today was going to be the day, cause' the chicks is alway actin' the fool
around me like that... Im so bitchen. So there we are on the lift, me and
this chick, she was kinda bleedin' Cause she got the shit beating out of her
by this other chick, but this girl had won the fight so, she had won my
weiner as grand prize! Now I forgot to tell you, my weiner is better than
yours, it' 13' long, and its strong, and it's 'bout to get the friction on,
if ya know what I mean! She unzipped my specialy reinforsed custom built
snow pants
Hiden' all my glory! Then she started gigglin' with pleasure. Wait! my
awesome man hood had shrunkin' to a measly 1' long! UGGGG! how embrarasing!
screw it! it may have only looked like a lil guy to her but I knew she was
goin to get a hugw 13' suprise in just one second, stand back, put on your
safty goggles, I told her. Boom, it happened, she didnt get out of the way
fast enough and I cold-cocked her, (No pun intended). Any way, I propped her
up while she was unconsciece, and did her like I had never done it before!
It was the Bomb. I only lasted 30 second but I did her in every imaginable
position, it was cool. I know if she woulnt'a been nappin' she woulda dug
me. We finished the ride just as she came to from being hit in the head wit
my jack-in-the-box-like-weiner.

She asked what just happened to her, I told her it must have been the
altitude cause she passed out on me two second after her ass touch the seat.
TOO Bad chick, you just missed gitt'n some. Then I started bustin' a gut as
she TRIED skiing away. (if you know what I mean!) wink, wink. She was the
bomb!