Well, my first time was not a pleasant one. It happened about a month ago in
a small beach town about an hour away from where I live. My 3 friends and 3
guys decided to take a road trip and bring some alcohol. We got to the beach
and had a hard time drinking our stash because there were too many people
and some police cruising around. We found a secluded spot on a sand dune,
lit a bonfire and started chugging. I was feeling sick that whole day, so I
had not eaten lunch and taken about 4 advils. You can imagine that I was
pretty messed up. I had downed about a fifth of vodka all by myself, and was
feeling pretty sleepy. This one guy ( who was really ugly) started hitting
on me, and even though I was really tanked, I still had enough common sense
to ignore him. Well, all at once the alcohol hit me and he tried to kiss me
and I kept telling him to get away. The rest of the night is pretty much a
blur except that I somehow got into the backseat of his car and we were
making out. Then I felt him fingering me and it hurt, but in a good way. He
asked me if I wanted to suck his dick and I said sure. Then I remember him
telling me I was doing a good job and not to use my teeth ( I don't know why
he said that. Maybe I was biting him......) He then asked me if I wanted to
have sex, and I said sure. He put on a condom and told me to take off my
pants. I really don't remember getting on top of him, but then I was and it
hurt (but good) again. I was giving him this huge hickey the whole time too.
Then my friends and the two guys came and knocked on the car. He basically
threw me off of him and told me to get dressed. He drove us home and then I
passed out on my friends couch. I bleed really bad and had to lie my ass off
to my mom. I give this kid such a huge hickey that it looked like someone
kicked his ass. He said it really hurt and I was sucking so hard it was
stinging. I have avoided this kid since and he is going to boot camp in
August. The moral of my story is don't drink on an empty stomach after
taking 4 advils. THE END.