I went to a party with my bud Mike, and 2 of his friends that had come from home
to visit him. I was amazingly drunk, to the point of blacking out, which is why
I'm a bit foggy on some of the details. We were talking to these 3 chicks that
Mike knew from our dorm, and 2 of them weren't very good looking. The third was,
but only in comparison to the other two. (nothing special) After getting
(somehow) even drunker, we went back to the dorm with them, and somehow managed
to ditch the 2 ugly ones, and one of Mike's friends. Mike and his other friend
left us to do our thing, and that we did. I believe I asked her straight up if
she wanted to have sex, but I'm not sure. Next thing I know, we were in my
ROOMATE'S bed with the lights out (This was the main reason he moved out). It
didn't even occur to me to get in my own bed, as I was REALLY excited. She laid
on top of me and I started caressing her butt and french-kissing her. After about
5 seconds, I slid my hand down her pants and fingered her pussy. I didn't know it
then, but in retrospect, she was sopping wet. I got one of my 3 condoms out, and
we started undressing. Somehow, the other 2 disappeared (used??? - I hope so!) in
the course of the night, but anyway, she laid on her back and I got on my knees
between her legs. After about 5 minutes of frustration, I grabbed her ankles, put
'em near her head, and shoved. Hard. If I hadn't gotten the angle, I would have
snapped my steel-hard pecker in two. This is the fuzziest part - after anywhere
from a minute to maybe 10, I remember thinking "Damn, I always thought I'd come
in about 3 strokes" and actively trying to come. It could only have been better
if I was stoned or tripping. Later on we 69'ed, she tried to give me a jug-rub,
but she was way too flat, and ended up jerking me off with me straddling her
chest. Cum everywhere. Her sheets. Her bed. The wall. (hehe) Her eye. Anyway,
when she fell asleep, I went to Mike's room, told him, and we talked for a while.
From then on, people in the dorm would give me a smug look, wink, make an
innuendo, or just directly talk about it in front of me. Thanks, Mike. Really,
Thanks. Asshole.